Seriously, I need a ghost blogger to come in late one night and do a magical sweep up of all of my drafted osts posts. There must be 7-8 of them, just sitting there, being all innocent and quiet while I write, an then bam, I post something, and they pop up and demand to have their turn to see the light of day!!
I just need a closer, someone who will come in and quietly edit my sloppy thought lines and wanderings(Lord help the person who could actually do that), fix my poor grammar(what you say,poor grammar, you homeschool, how can that be!)(note run-on sentence, case closed!) Then just as quietly delete those hangers-on posts, you know which ones those are, the ones you have edited umpteen times, but still never hit “Publish” on. Yeah, those, got a few of those right now, on reeeaalllyyyy fun topics like parenting therapeutic parenting for older kids, or how we came to be gluten free and still eat good food(hmm, that might be a good title, need to remember that one, will have to publish this post I guess!), or how to homeschool on nearly nothing, except printer ink and reams of paper, plus a library card, and do it marginally well, in between unfinished blog posts of course.
So, if anyone is looking for a job, with poor pay, a crazy nutjob boss, good snacks, and little to no privacy or peace and quiet, well please step right up, I am looking for a closer!,